

Why do men get married?
So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in any more
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his feet.
“As if I didn’t already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and events cooking!”
November 3rd is Housewife’s Day,
recognizing the importance of
stay-at-home moms and wives.